I received some great suggestions for sea kitten menu items & marketing campaigns in that post's comments, plus a play on Arby's "I'm thinkin'..." campaign from Madeline, whom I don't know but is participating in my blog which is great!
So let's continue the fun. "Toonces & Chips" from HPL is my favorite so far, but bring some more suggestions - get creative! I just thought of this one off the top of my head: "Kitty Sticks". See? It's not that hard. And remember, sea kittens = fish, so we're not actually eating kittens (in this country). Comment away!
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Sorry, I can't think of any good ones right meow.
Excellent work, Charlie!
Well since you didn't like my Cat in the Hat kids meal cross marketing campaign, I will state the obvious one:
Filet 'O Feline
At McDonalds everywhere.
So I was thinking, if we call fish Sea Kittens, then we have to call real kittens Land Kittens. But there are no Land Cats because there aren't any Sea Cats...
But wait, there are Catfish. Are they now in charge of all the Sea Kittens?
The more I think about this, the more confused I get.
Relish - Actually, I think Sea Cats are a type of powerboat, so we'd be in trouble there anyway. And Catfish present a real quandry. Are they fish that look like cats, or Sea Cats that look like fish? Wait...
I'll have the Fried Felix Fillet Sandwich, with Tabby Tartar Sauce and a side of Whisker Fries. And I'd like to Siamese-size that order for a conjoined-twin fillet and double the fries.
Damn, I forgot to ask for CATsup packets. No doggy bag please.
is that too much?
I suppose it's appropriate that Charlie is killing the comments. He is, afterall, StarKist Tuna's mascot.
"Kitty Litter" - bones and scales left behind after cleaning fish? I don't suppose it smells any different...
And, since "land cats" eat "sea kittens", doesn't that make them disgusting cannibals?
From: Sis
Charlie, you are a hoot. But I wanted the Morris Meal.
Also this whole thing is going to screw up pirates. Now they are going to have to say "we are going to send you for a swim with the Siamese".
Thank goodness only Somalians are pirates nowadays....
I see a connection somewhere here with Sea Monkeys. Is PETA protecting them too? If not they should be aware of a new sea creature that my wife named for my daughter and that would be....the infamous "Water Dragon" or as most call it, Sea Horse. The question here is how can it be a horse? It has no legs. It does have wings(fins) which can account for the dragon-like appearance though.
All that being said, I would love to hit a drive through and ask for the kitty litter flurry, some tater paws and of course the puss'n'boots platter.
"coUGH, COUGH"....sorry...hairball
Of course, nothing goes better with sea kittens than some good, old fashioned horse cheese!
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